Skip to content

Plain-English diagnosis

Know What Broke, What Users See, and How to Fix It

"ASSET_MIME_MISMATCH" means nothing to a client or junior dev. Sitewatch translates every incident into a human-readable headline, user impact description ("users see a blank page"), and prioritized fix steps specific to your stack. Diagnosis flows into all 6 alert channels.

  • Human-readable headlines that anyone on the team can understand
  • User impact descriptions — what visitors actually see when something breaks
  • Prioritized stack-aware fix steps across 23 supported stacks

Why plain-English diagnosis

Incidents your whole team can act on

Human-readable headlines

Every incident gets a clear, jargon-free headline like "CSS bundle returning wrong content type" instead of cryptic error codes. Share it in Slack and everyone understands.

User impact descriptions

Know exactly what visitors experience — "users see a blank page", "checkout form is broken", "images are missing". No guesswork about severity.

Prioritized fix steps

Fix guidance ordered by likelihood: do first, likely fix, investigate. Skip the guessing and start with the most probable solution.

Stack-aware for 23 stacks

Fix steps are tailored to your exact tech stack — Next.js, WordPress, Shopify, Nuxt, Laravel, and 18 more. The guidance matches your deploy pipeline.

Flows into all 6 alert channels

Diagnosis is embedded in every alert — Slack, email, SMS, webhooks, PagerDuty, and Opsgenie. No need to log in to read the diagnosis.

Powers client reports

Plain-English diagnosis feeds directly into auto-generated incident reports. Send clients a clear explanation without writing a word.

23

Stacks supported

11

Failure types classified

6

Alert channels

The difference

Raw error codes vs. plain-English diagnosis

What you see

Raw error codes:"ASSET_MIME_MISMATCH" or "ERR_SSL_PROTOCOL"
Plain-English diagnosis:"CSS bundle returning wrong content type — users see a blank page"

Who can understand it

Raw error codes:Senior devs who memorized HTTP specs
Plain-English diagnosis:Anyone — devs, PMs, clients, support

Fix guidance

Raw error codes:None — search Stack Overflow yourself
Plain-English diagnosis:Prioritized fix steps tailored to your stack

Client communication

Raw error codes:Write a summary from scratch every time
Plain-English diagnosis:Copy the diagnosis straight into a client message

FAQ

Frequently asked questions